And don’t you forget it!
What?!?? How could one of the most hated countries in the world kick so much ass?
1: Our President is an Idiot. But, you know what that means? He can do what HE WANTS. The crazier he is, the more feared we are. Right now, any terrorist sons of bitches are QUAKING in their shoes, because Bush’s term is almost over. He can do anything he wants and not deal with the consequences! The next guy will! Crazy people are scary!
2: Our President is Badass. Know what he did at the end of the G8 summit meeting? He said, Goodbye from the world’s biggest polluter, and then, “punched the air while grinning widely“. This, at the end of a serious meeting? He is either an idiot, or bad-ass! But we know its both.
3: We Saved The World’s Ass. (Twice!). Any european who doesn’t also love America can SUCK IT. If it weren’t for us you all would be speaking german right now, or dead, and living under a dictator. Most of the european nations were getting their asses handed to them by the Nazi war machine until AMERICA came in the war and saved the day. In World War II, the Germans were literally at their doorstep, bombing them every day! America became involved, and over several years, pushed them, thousands of miles, all the way back to Germany and ended the war. Be grateful.
4: We Are Stopping Terrorists All Over The World. What? You think WWII is old history? Guess what, we’re still fighting to make this a better place, every day. If it wasn’t for us, terrorists would have SO much more funding to carry out attacks on YOU. WE took out Afghanistan and Iraq, two major funders and safehouses for terrorist activity.
What does America want? We’re bailing everyone out from trouble they don’t have the resources or balls to deal with. We don’t have the resources to keep doing this forever, and the least we demand is a little respect.
REDNECKS!
Only joking.
What people need to realise is that every (decent) country has their own bonuses. America could easily blow up the world with nukes, so could Britain, so could Germany. :/
1. Matthew Said,
” REDNECKS!
Only joking.
What people need to realise is that every (decent) country has their own bonuses. America could easily blow up the world with nukes, so could Britain, so could Germany. :/”
But that doesn’t mean they’re good countries just because they can blow people up, The truth is no one wants to use nukes. But if we are searching for the best country, it’s obviously the land down under
Wooo! USA FTW! =D
The reason no one uses nukes is “Nuclear assured Destruction”, if say, Russia (just an example ._.) were to launch Nukes to the US (or any other country) they would retaliate by launching theirs, and everyone would join the band wagon, and launch theirs, and everyone would be dead
Anyways, Australia? I am not saying its a bad country to any extent, but what exactly have they done? Lol. But of course, everyone (mostly) thinks their home country is totally kick ass XD
What do you get when you stick convicts on an island and come back 50 days later?
“G’day mate!”
Haha, sorry Australia
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Yeah back in the cold war, “Mutually Assured Destruction” was the policy. It still is now, too, for the countries that can…
Hmmm, I cannot truthfully disagree with the points made in this article, but I have just one thing to ask…
WHOSE ass?
Better yet, how exactly is kicking the ass going to stop other terrorist countries?
Iraq (in 2042): Oh goodness no, I’ve been kicked up the bottom. It’s such a pity I’ll never be able to have anal sex with gay bumbuddies, especially considering that I’m not gay in the first place.
Why don’t you just kick them up front directly in the genitalia? Or better yet, be mighty like us Brits, and twist their arm around their back. That’ll show them!
Don’t forget who found America all those years ago, if it wasn’t for us you’d all be Native Americans running around with feathers in their hats. Well, maybe. I didn’t choose history for GCSE. D:
Lol. You really think we’ll still be there in 30 years? :/
–”Or better yet, be mighty like us Brits, and twist their arm around their back. That’ll show them!”
Yeah, like Brittan and all *30* soldiers it sent would be able to do that.
USA owns. Go Mop!
Hey Matt,
I ain’t from England. Not one drop of my blood is brit.
In fact, most of America wasn’t from England.
Eww. America?! D=
But George Bush made me laugh. He choked on a pretzil. =D
LOL they’re our only weakness… :-/
“WE took out Afghanistan and Iraq, two major funders and safehouses for terrorist activity. ”
Haha, now thats a joke. America is getting f*cked in Iraq and Afghanistan everyday. It is turning out to be a second Vietnam for America. and if they keep this up they will have nothing left and will go back to the days of depression.
If USA is so great and powerful, why cant they completely control a country that does not even have an army. with all your satellites and tomahawks you guys still cant win. The only way USA can survive now is to retreat from this war with their tail between their legs.
Bush has no business in other countries affairs, everyone knows that the war on Iraq was for the oil. where are the WMD’s he went to stop. no one found any WMD’s.
oh and this is just how f*cked america is now: http://research.stlouisfed.org/fred2/data/BORROW_Max_630_378.png
here is another one for your arrogance, mop: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTMp-YNaDdg
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